=P

okay i was really really bored so i decided so go frenster read crap.lets see.
okay so the guy
near the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.




One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.





The guy remembers that his little
brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she
wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.





Lettuce!!!





Tomato!!!





Lettuce!!!





Tomato!!!





Lettuce!!!





Tomato!!!





She screams.





Lettuce!!!





Tomato!!!





Whoa!!!





PULL IT OUT!!!





PULL IT OUT NOW!!!





I can't get pregnant!





Then the little brother shouts up,
"Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!

abit sick right? but ITS FUNNY!


SURVEY!
RED=ANGER
1. Are you currently mad at someone?
`hmm.no?

2. Which of your family members has
the worst temper?
`papa

3. Have you ever thrown something at
anyone?
`ya

4. Does your face turn red when you're
angry?
`never see myself angry b4=x

5. When you're mad do you prefer to
stare angrily or yell?
`yell!!!

ORANGE = EXCITEMENT

1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise
party for you?
`hmm.no?

2. Are you easily excited?
`OF CAUSE:D

3. What event is coming up that you're
most excited about?
`BIRTHDAYYYY:D

4. If you won a million dollars, what
would be your first thought?
`SHOPPINGGG

5. If you could have anything right
now what would it be?
`_ _ _ _ _ _ _ <3

YELLOW = SELF DISCOVERY

1. Name?
`elicia♥

2. Birthday?
`THIRTEENohEIGHT

3. What's your main goal in life?
`can say dont have?

4. Do you want to have children?
`see with who luh;x

5. How do you want to die?
`die in sleep oh!

GREEN = OPINIONS

1. Lower the drinking age?
`suibian luh:D i dont drink:D

2. Capital punishment?
`simi lai eh?

3. Abortion?
`never!HOHOHO:D

PINK = LOVE

1. Do you love someone?
`yahhx

2. What do you love about him/her?
`everything about him!

3. What do you want for Valentines Day?
`him lo T.T

4. Do you believe in love at first
sight?
`got such thing lah. but wont last long de(:

PURPLE = Q&A

Q: How many beds did you lay in today?
`haven lie in bed yet;x

Q: What color top are you wearing?
`black and blue!

Q: How much cash do you have on you
right now?
`dunno?

Q: Is Tom On Your Top Friend or On
Your Friends List?
`who's tom?

Q: Look to your left..what do you see?
`mother's room;x

Q: What's the last piece of clothing
you borrowed from someone?
`shirt

Q: What website(s) do you visit the
most during the day?
`my blog see whether got taggy!xD

Q: Do you have plants in your room?
`mai horr.im alergic!will get skin cancer!LOL.

Q: Does anything hurt on your body
right now?
`my foot!

Q:When was your last taxi cab ride?
`too long lerh`

Q:Do you own a picture phone?
`arbo

BLUE = LAST

1. Person you saw?
`mama:D

3. Movie watched in cinema?
`ah long? forgot lerh

4. Song you listened to?
`ACTIVATE!

5. Person you talked on the phone with?
`wy<3

GREY = TODAY

1. What are you doing right now?
`thinking of wy<3

2.What are you doing tonight?
`wait for wy cor me luh =x

BROWN = TOMORROW

1. Is....?
`SATURDAY!

2. Goal?
`how you wan me know siol.

3. Are you going to laugh?
`of cause.

4. Are you doing anything tomorrow?
`hmm. free lo.anybody wan jio me go out?

5. What are you gonna eat tomorrow?
`see got wad luh.

ANOTHER SURVEY!


1..Honestly what color is your shirt?
`black

2. Honestly, whats on your mind?
`wy<3

3. Honestly, what have u done
yesterday?
`fixed a rubiks cube?LOL

4. Honestly, have you ever been
in love?
`should be?

5. Honestly, feeling anything unusual
today?
`nahh.

6. Honestly, is your heart still
occupied?
`not anymore xD

7. Honestly, who is the last person
you talked to on the fone?
`wy<3

8. Honestly , are you jealous of
somebody right now?
`nahh.

9. Honestly, what makes you sad most
of the time?
`nth.

10. Honestly, are you LOVING someone
right now?
`yeshhh!

11. Honestly ,what u don't want in
life?
`I WANT EVERYTHING!

12. Honestly, do you want to see
someone this very moment?
`yes.

13. Honestly, plannings in near future?
`mei you la~

14. Honestly, do you love someone very
much?
`yesh!

15.Honestly, does anyone like you?
`dunno?

DIFFERENT EMOTIONS SURVEY

*Anger Section*
1. What do you do when you're mad?
`SCREAM!

2 . What's the worst things you've
done when you were mad?
`shouted at brother vulgar? not so cham lah.xD

3. Ever made anyone cry when you were
mad?
`nope=x

4. Do you swear when you're mad?
`arbo

5. When was the last time you really
cried?
`lyk last wk or something?

6. Ever cried yourself to sleep?
`yes.

7. What usually makes you cry?
`him lo.

8. Are you normally a happy person?
`yes.

9. Does being with your friends makes
you happy?
`yahh.

10. When people say they think you are
good looking/pretty, do you get happy?
`heehhs. a lil bit.